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    March 15, 2013
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christman was allowed to move into a cottage here along willow pass road, some say he's adding to a list of registered sex offenders in this neighborhood that's too long. cars honk support of this crowd obey point, they say the courts are not hearing the complaints of a registered child sex offender allowed to move into this neighborhood. >> she has two children who go to willow cove elementary school just down the road. a judge allowed charles cristman to move into a cottage on this property. this neighborhood is being forced to host a unfair number of sex offenders. if you look at our zip code,
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107 with mr. christman, 108. >> his landlord believes he's not a threat. he's the best monitored guy in california can. he has two security guard, the gmps system. >> as we come back out live to protest continues on the street corner. the key issue the law does not allow violent predators to live within a quarter mile of the school. this property does fall within that zone and is preparing appeal on that point. we're live in bay point. authorities arrested a u.s. customs and border protection agent that worked at the airport after finding 80 child porn videos in his home. gilbert lam faces two charges. he is being held on $250,000
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bail. tomorrow marks a sad anniversary, it's been a year since sierra lamar disappears. she was kidnapped on her way to school, 21-year-old garcia torres has been charged with killing lamar even though her body has not been found. we're getting tip, it's an active investigation, the arrest distribute slow -- didn't slow down the investigation. let res lie on the public, tell us where you think sierra may be. >> tomorrow lamar's family and friends will hold a balloon release and fundraiser. vandalism, carjacking and shots fired in san francisco. around 4:30 a.m. a man flagged down a taxi near jackson and buchanan street. the man began jumping on the
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vehicle, shattering the windshield. the cabdriver escaped from the vehicle leaving the keys in the ignition. the suspect took off in the cab. police tracked the taxi to jackson and spruce streets. the suspect drove toward the officers clipping a patrol car. when the officers fired at the cab, but the suspect didn't stop. >> our dispatch supervisor got on the phone to the police. told the police what happened and was able to follow on it the gps screen and tell the police where the cap -- cab was. the cab was found in the marina district. the suspect was arrested on carjacking and assault on a police officer. richmond police are looking for two gunman who shot and killed a bart passenger last night. the shooting happened in front of commuters at the richmond bart station. the victim was shot at the main
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entrance. investigators are looking at video to see if the gunman were riding bart before the shooting. the fbi is asking for help locating a man what robbed a bank the first of the month. look at this photo of gary fite. he jumped the counter on pinole valley road. pointed a gun and demanded money. the teller compiled. the pittsburgh police department is offering cash during a gun buy back event. you must be a pittsburgh or bay point resident. this is video from a gun buy action event. you can tush in a gun on civic avenue. $50 for inoperable. 200 for rifles and rolfers and $300 for assault weapons. the rookie officers were
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sworn in today and join a department in turmoil. john joins us live with more on the challenges they face. >> reporter: san jose has 43 new police officer today. this was graduation for the first class in four years. park side hall was packed with people cheering on their loved ones. >> we need your fresh ideas, commitment, dedication and enthusiasm. >> two women and 41 men had family or friends pin on their new badges and then they were sworn in. it's just an honor to be an officer. >> new officer julian taylor worked for a phone and cable company. san jose police department gave me a opportunity, it's a great city and wonderful people,
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everyone i've met. just really excited. >> his parents were by his side through the process. it's an opportunity for him to go out there and serve and protect, at the same token it's a scary feeling to know they are out there fighting. >> it's a dangerous job. >> it's very dangerous. i'm worried but sim so proud of my son. >> the mayor is thrilled to have the new class but acknowledges there a tough as the snook crime is going up. properties crimes are going up around the state. we need to respond to that. to pond and -- respond and go to work. >> 350 officers in the last five years to lay off, resignations and retirement. we're happy to have this class. it's a strong class. i understand the mayor and others are saying we turned the corner. that's not the case, someone out there with a broom trying to sweep the tide back.
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the new officers will be ready to work solo by midsummer. experts in the economic industry gathered at stanford university bringing professors, businessmen and women and policy makers, they discussed a variety of ideas. they said the tone was encouraging. >> the economy is in the process of healing. the economy is better, it has a long ways to go, unemployment is a couple percentage points lower than it was a cupper year ago -- couple years ago. the summit is now in its 10th year. teachers have reached a new contract agreement following 10 months of negotiations. the teachers union said the wage increase for this year and next total 4.5%. class sizes are protects.
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negotiations had reached an impasse until the assembly member agreed to mediate. >> the sim tommy -- symphony grocers are back at the table. they want a wage increase saying they are losing musicians to other orchestras. they are in the top three highest paid symphonies. casino workers took to the streets demanding better pay. >> housekeeping, gaming and food service workers rallied with supporters, workers have been struggling to earn a living wage. the protest comes after a judge
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cited the casino for labor law violations on march 5. for many people celebrating st. patricks day means drinking. the soaring cost of driving under the influence should have many thinking wise. the automobile club said the minimum cost for first time misdemeanor dui is 59,$649. the rises cost may be deterring drunk drivers from getting behind the wheel. dui are now at the lowest number in seven years. on average 600 californians are arrested for drunk driving every day. they never take into consideration the entire consequence of something that is avoile able. >> if you are under 21 the
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minimum is $22,000. find out if the sun will come out and get a preview of changes coming up. >> the price tag for skipping vacation, $1 billion. we'll explore california problem when it comes to state workers. what you're looking at is shrouded in secrecy. the prong that neighbors are afraid to talk to us about on camera.
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. within the last hour the search for a missing scotts valley man ended far away from the santa cruz mountains. matthew abraham is in custody in salt lake city. he was considered at risk from a head injury. he met another man in sparks
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nevada and they took a bus to salt lake city, when abraham gave multiple names he found out he was considered missing. now his family is traveling to utah. there's legally only so many things we can do. at some point the clock will expire and committee can't contain im. >> it's unclear how they met. that traveler did the right thing by contacting the police. richmond police are offering a $10,000 reward for physician -- information where a home side. william wheeler was found early on the morning of february 4th. the killer shot wheeler several times. police have not made any arrests in the case. for weeks there's been large scale construction on treasure island that no one will talk about. tom joins us from ti with the
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ongoing mystery. >> reporter: even the authorities who approved this won't say what it is. this was the scene three weeks ago between treasure island hangar three and the peer. they appear to be sea containers they have guards, security patrols and elevated guard tower. this is today, many more containers spread over a larger area with more room fenced off and cleared. nobody, and i mean nobody can or will tell us what's going on, on public land approved by a public agency. we asked many neighbors, they say no one will tell them. who people at the sailing school said they were told they would off the sign a confidentiality agreement. even the head of if authority
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doesn't know. >> nobody will tell us. that's a lease and that is a public document. the six month $90,000 lease is for the construction of an event menu. it seems to be held by a mom and pop group. since these are modified sea containers near a bay side pier for an event, there's one coming event that may qualify. this is the america's cup village, sight of the new cruise terminal. the america's cup store. no one is talks, especially the public officials who's duty is to be open. not secretive. >> and the public is paying the officials. a new study finds a loophole in the state furlough
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prom that -- program that requires employees to take days off. they use the furlough in lieu of vacation. >> than costs the state money, retiring employees are those who leave state employ keys receive compensation for unused vacation, they recommend they reduce vacation pay out. use it or lose it policy. >> administration with city college of san francisco is trying to keep the school open. city college is one of 19 colleges facing accreditation loss. the agency identified 14 defess englishies not all have been fixed. >> a new campaign aims to
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protect elephant and harbor seal pups. to call centers if they spot a sick seal. if campaign coincides with punching season which is march through june. signs have been posted with mammal center phone numbers and tips to keep the animals safe. a beautiful friday out there, a live camera shot shows the high clouds we've seen most of today, a little bit of fog offshore temperature the worked out to be 75 in santa rosa. warm spot 76 in antioch. a nice day, temperature tomorrow, about like these. the clouds moving in overhead will be there tonight, they clear out rapidly tomorrow. partly cloudy to mostly cloudy to sunny. along the coast mostly cloudy and oakland is partly cloudy.
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the temperature for the current numbers are cooler around the bay. sfo 56 degrees. a slight wind. a perfect day. a lot like today. which will be like tomorrow. temperature will be similar. more sunshine tomorrow and that's a nicer day i suspect. the weekend is dry, as we go down the road, as we get into tuesday night and wednesday, we'll see rain, not a big deal. it will be wet. plan accordingly if you have outdoor activities planned for next week. overnight lows 40s. 45 in antioch. a few high clouds today in a mild at the everyone will pursuit into tomorrow. more sunshine as the high pressure pushes more clouds to the north. a nice looking saturday, saturday the nicest day on the
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weekend. sunday is close behind. the forecast model clears it out. the clouds we're seeing now clear out overnight. maybe coastal fog, we clear out in the afternoon, rain stays to the north as everything, days gets longer. we have a nice looking bay area weekend. it's winter the, we're not going to see rain. 71 in napa, 72 in continue cord. temperature -- continue cord. we've seen all week. 72 in gilroy. with the bay area weekend in view. and it looks as though we'll see temperature in the 70s. low 60s tuesday and wednesday when we have a chance for showers next week. looks like minor. >> little rain is goods is. >> coming up at 7:00 on tv 36.
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we pray to the lord. >> lord hear our pray near a vigil for three family members killed by a suspected drunk driver. and it's hats off to a ledge end in children's literature. a new exhibit for children of all ages. big st. patricks celebrations planned across the area. what you need to know if you're headed to the san francisco parade.
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. tomorrow san francisco will hole the st. patrick's day party. this is video from last year. 100,000 people are expected at the parade. the parade will start at 11:30 at 2nd and market street. it will run down market and end at civic center whether a festival will run from 11 to 5:00. >> i love the bagpipes. mark is enjoying the sun in arizona for spring training. fred is at team usa. >> the semifinals start on sunday. team usa failed to reach the
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semis in each of the first two world baseball classics. they need a comeback tonight. pagan revved up his teammates. he scored the first run of the game against the giants ryan vogelsong. this is a crushing blow. andy gonzalez a bases loaded double. puerto rico leads 4-0 after 6 1/2 behinding -- inning. vogelsong could be back tomorrow. giants hosting texas. that's hunter pence pulling this pitch over the wall. pence makes it 2-0. and matt cain had smooth sailing. fiveings. sandoval throws out soto at first. andres torres with the mets
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last year. he's back with the orange and black. had a homer. giants win 5-2. today, a's faced the diamondbacks, they had a 2-2 tie. raiders sign nick roach a linebacker. >> thank you for joining us. we'll be back at 10:00.
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look at you. why don't you use a fork? you're no good with the sticks. i know. i need a lesson. you stink. you know you stink. what is this? ooh! my ballet tickets. oh, your ballet tickets. hey, have you ever been to the ballet? no, but i've seen people on tiptoes. i'm going as a beard. a beard? yeah. this friend of a friend knows this banker guy. he's 30ish unbelievably gorgeous. of course he's gay. yeah. his boss invited him to the met to see swan lake with him and his wife. he's afraid his boss can't handle his orientation, so i'm going along as his date. why? swan lake at the met. [sniffing] ooh! chinese food. i knew i smelled something. hey. is george still wearing that toupee? doesn't he know how ridiculous he
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looks? i think he looks fantastic. oh, come on! i never realized what an attractive man he is. captioning made possible by columbia tristar domestic television hey! people, people, people people, people. not bad, huh? all right. excuse me. you look... ridiculous... in that thing. is that so? or could it be you're just a little bit worried that you may have missed the boat? well, i think they might have sutured that thing to your brain. ha ha! ha ha ha ha! all right. go ahead. deride, deride if you must, but let me tell you something. with my personality and this head of hair,
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i am in the game. i no longer defer to the coiffed. i'm a player. i had this gorgeous woman. she's moving into the city. she asked me if i know anyone she could meet. you can go out with her. well, what about me? i think he's got you beat, buddy. she's gorgeous? she was five years ago. you got a picture? no. well, i have to see her. a friend works at the police station. he's a composite artist. maybe he'll draw her picture for you. i'd love that. would he? yeah, i think he would. it sounds like an excellent idea. you done with all this? i'll give it to the homeless. i'm very excited about this. i always wanted to see how these artists do it. here, brother. some food for you. thank you. you're a good man. bless you. will you be here in an hour? where am i going?
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oh, that's good. that's good. make the eyes, um... what's that nut? almonds? yeah. can i see? no, no. not yet. make the lips fuller. poutier. pouty? i like that. can't go wrong with pouty. i'm excited about the pouty. that about does it. take a look. oh, my god. you were right. she is gorgeous! hey, lou, who's that woman over there? oh, that's sergeant tierney. want to meet her? well, this worked out o.k. you going to see that policewoman? yeah i think i will. i like the idea of having the law on my side. did you enjoy the food? yes. where did the chinese learn to cook like that? i'll take that tupperware now.
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i don't think so. whoa, whoa. that's mine. you gave it to me. i don't give away tupperware. you should've said something. i didn't have to. look, with a piece of tupperware, you just assume! i've really got to thank you for this. by now you'd think people would be more open-minded. would you excuse me? i have to run to the bathroom. s-s-s-s-so... you and robert, hmm? yep. really? yes, indeedy. i'm surprised. really? why? no reason. this didn't happen overnight. robert is not exactly a one-woman man, if you know what i mean. no, sirree, bob. in many ways he's a typical guy-- he likes his sports, but he counters that with the side you see tonight or watching ms. liza minelli
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belt out a few choice numbers. those two halves of his personality come together to make him the very special guy he is. excuse me. sorry. oh, hi, honey. it was just such a great night. and did they suspect anything? no. i was a fantastic beard. i held hands. i called him honey. and we discover yet another talent posing as a girlfriend for homosexuals. oh, it was just such a great night. you said that already. oh, i did? yeah. oh. oh, no! don't tell me! you like him? he's incredible. yeah, but... yeah, i--i know.
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so? what? not conversion? you're thinking conversion? well, it did occur to me. you think he'll just change teams? he's not going to suddenly switch sides. forget about it. why? is it irrevocable? because when you join that team it's not a whim. he likes his team. he's set with that team. but we've got a good team. yeah, we do. we have a good team. why can't he play for us? they're only comfortable with their equipment. we just got along so great. everyone gets along great when there's no possibility of sex. no, no, no. i sensed something. i did sense something. i perceived a possibility, jerry. you realize you're venturing into uncharted waters? i realize that.
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are you that desperate? yes, i am. are you going to bring your gun? then it's settled. first date, no weapons. all right. i'll see you then. o.k., bye. yeah, yeah. here we go. what are you looking for? tupperware. sorry. i don't have any tupperware. i knew this would happen. i made a delicious casserole. now it won't keep because i have no tupperware! what about a plastic bag? you must be kidding. what's the difference? the patented burp, jerry. it locks in freshness. hey-o. hey. hey. so i spoke to your little friend denise last night. you talked, huh? for two hours. she's nuts about you. well, we go way back. why didn't anything ever happen between you? who's to say it didn't?
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did you describe yourself to her? yes, i did. what did you say? what do you think? i don't know. i told her the truth. as you see it? yes, as i see it. did you tell her about your little hat there? what hat? you know, your little hair hat there. no. don't you think she could tell? no, no, she can't tell. it's a perfect match. i could spot that bird's nest two blocks away. you only think that because you know me. notice people staring at your head? they're staring because they like what they see. either take it off or tell her. i guarantee she won't know. that's it. i'm going to have lunch with lou. let's split a cab. i'm really sorry about the other day. really sorry. hey! that's my coffee!
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oh, hi, sarge. hi. i'm sorry i'm late. some of our lineup decoys didn't show. anyone want to be in the lineup, make a quick 50 bucks? sure, i will. perfect. just go right over there with officer lampert. oh. all right. all of you turn to the left. the left! now, turn to the right. [singing] oh, my god. there she is.
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that's the face! just like the picture! george? hi. it's great to meet you. likewise. have you been waiting long? no, no. i just got here two minutes ago. good. good. why don't you take off your hat? stay a while. what's that? a polygraph... what you civilians call a lie-detector. let me ask you when someone is lying, is it true their pants are actually on fire? if i could reveal famous faces that have been here... a cast member of melrose place. really? you ever seen the show? no. you can admit it jerry. it's ok. i'd admit it. i don't watch it. hey, lou maybe we should put him on the poly. the poly? yeah, i think you've seen it.
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melrose place? yes. melrose place. i just didn't know you watched that. well, i do. every time i've mentioned it, you never say anything or join in the conversation. well, maybe i was a little embarrassed. you mean this whole time we could've been discussing sydney and michael and jane? and billy and jake and allison. yes, we could've discussed it. why were you so embarrassed? i'm going to be taking this lie detector test. that needle will go wild! this is so stupid. why don't you just confess? it's too stupid to confess. look what i'm confessing to. what are you going to do? maybe i can beat the machine. oh, who do you think you are, costanza? hey, you know what?
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i have access to one of the most deceitful, duplicitous deceptive minds of our time. who better to advise me? oh, god. this is terrible. did you shake it? no. shake it. i'm sick of shaking. you got to shake everything. yeah, that's a real nuisance. [buzzer sounds] oh, this is killing me. yeah? yeah. so i'm going out tonight with robert and the boss and his wife. you're going to make the move? yeah, i think i might. hey, there he is. so what happened? could she detect it? that's an interesting question. how so? "how so"? i'll tell you how so. she's bald! what do you mean bald? what do you think i mean bald? bald. bald bald.
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she's bald? she's bald, jerry! oh, come on. oh, come on? no come on. she took off her hat and there she was. hello! it was like looking at myself in the mirror. well, maybe she got a haircut or something. let me tell you something. no one walks into a beauty parlor and says "give me the larry fine." women go bald? i've heard that. they usually wear wigs. hey, buddy. hey! you fixed me up with a bald woman. bald? that's right. do you see the irony here? you are rejecting somebody because they're bald. so? you're bald! no, i'm not.
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i was bald. elaine. hey. hey, hey come on! no, no! no! i don't like this thing! and here's what i'm doing with it! don't! [laughing] what about when you started that fight with me? i figured that's what couples do. you almost convinced me we were a couple. well, it was easy. really. good night. i'll call you tomorrow. well, wait a second. um... would you like to come upstairs? upstairs? yeah. upstairs? elaine... i was hoping you know you might be interested in...
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changing teams? "changing teams"? have you ever thought about it? but i'm a starting shortstop. robert, we need a shortstop... real bad. when she threw that toupee out the window it was the best thing that ever happened to me. i feel like my old self again-- totally inadequate insecure, paranoid neurotic. it's a pleasure. good to have you back. i've decided to keep seeing the bald woman. she's as good as anybody else. her scalp was clean. she had a nice skull. there just wasn't a lot of hair on it. you've had, like a religious awakening. you're like a bald-again. going to need a little more coffee here! so, george how do i beat this lie-detector? i'm sorry, jerry. i can't help you. you're the only one that could help me.
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jerry, i can't. it's like saying to pavarotti "teach me to sing like you." all right. i got to go take this test. i can't believe i'm doing this. jerry? just remember... it's not a lie... if you believe it. hey! i did it! what? i turned him! he defected! get out! how? how did you do that? 'cause i'm a woman. ba ba ba boom chick-a-boom chick-a-boom-boom-boom! you've given hope to every woman who's ever said too bad he's gay. it's a lesson for the kids out there. anything's possible. indeed. jeromy i have hit the jackpot. the perfect man-- nothing but sex and shopping.
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what's your name? jerry seinfeld. what is your address? 129 west 81st street. did kimberly steal jo's baby? i don't know. did billy sleep with allison's best friend? i don't know. did jane's fiance kidnap sydney and take her to las vegas and if so, did she enjoy it?
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i don't know. did jane sleep with michael again? yes! yes, that stupid idiot! he left her for kimberly! he slept with her sister tricked her into giving him half her business! and then she goes and has sex with him again! she's crazy! how could she do something like that? jane makes me so mad! he went back? what do you mean he went back? he went back. you were having such a great time-- sex, shopping. well, here's the thing. being a woman, i only really have access to the, um... equipment... what, 30-45 minutes a week? and that's on a good week. how can i be expected to have the same expertise as people who own this equipment? and have access to it 24 hours a day...
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their entire lives. you can't. that's why they lose very few players. yeah, i guess i never really stood a chance. there's always a place for you on our team. yeah. thanks. is melrose place on? yeah. coming on in a few minutes. o.k. hey. don't worry. it hasn't started. hey, you know, george, i am really proud of you. i really do admire what you've done. do you? that makes me so happy. elaine's proud of me jerry. what's wrong? i got rejected by a bald woman. what? a bald woman rejected me. huh? you like that one? [door opens] a woman with no prospects and no hair told me i wasn't her type.
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apparently baldy likes a slimmer guy! well, i'll tell you what i think. i think she saw you with that piece off and was devastated. you blew it, boy! you really blew it! and you had to ruin it for him didn't you? i didn't ruin anything. he looked like an idiot. no. he did. it made him act like a jerk. shut up. melrose place is coming on. [melrose place theme plays] oh, that michael. i hate him. he's just so smug. captioning made possible by columbia tristar domestic television captioned by the national captioning institute --www.ncicap.org--
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how you doing, stu? eddie, my man, huh? you again. boy, you're a slippery one. you better straighten up and fly right, buddy boy. what have you got? an eyewitness to that jewelry store break in. come here. do you recognize anybody in this lineup? that's the guy, officer. the guy in the middle. the tall guy with the high hair! i'd recognize him anywhere. hey, you with the high hair. step forward. me?
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what are you doing? oh, uh, priya's calling in a few minutes on skype, and we are gonna have a dinner date. it's 8:00 in the morning in mumbai. how can she have dinner? fine, whatever. priya will be having breakfast. all right, so technically, it's not a dinner date. i suppose you could call it a, uh, dinfast date. but if you did you'd open yourself to peer-based mocking, such as "hey, leonard, how was your dinfast with priya last night?" that doesn't sound like mocking. you didn't let me finish. dinfast. are those soy-based candles? i don't know. why? paraffin candles may contain carcinogens. unless lung cancer is the ambiance you were going for at your dinfast. dinfast. listen, i don't want to be rude,
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but priya's gonna be calling any minute, so... oh, yes, priya. leonard, you know i make a point of never interfering in your personal affairs. yes, i've always admired that about you. as well you should. but i'm going to make an exception here. oh, good. priya has moved back to india to pursue her law career. instead of desperately trying to keep this intercontinental relationship alive you could use that time to take up a hobby. a hobby? yes. i read recently about a fellow in kansas with an enormous ball of twine. i bet you could give him a run for his money. you know, some people might say that it's great that we're trying to make things work long distance. they'd say things like, "love is stronger than the miles between you." when i rise to power

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